Kylie Jenner kept the entire audience waiting for Dolce & Gabbana, but in the end, everyone forgot the delay after witnessing a naughty widow show on a dank Saturday in Milan.

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With the role of chief mourner played by Naomi Campbell, who took the final red-hot passage in all black lingerie bra and pants, see-through mesh sheath, and black fabric rose choker. Her loose hair scraping her behind, shoulders rolling, earning the runway vet a bigger cheer than the designers at the finale.
 
Boudoir babes appearing every 10 seconds in corsetry, tangas, bustiers and camisoles. Mostly in black and worn by a topnotch cast of Vittoria Ceretti, Adut Akech, Natasha Poly, Ashley Graham and Irina Shayk.

Halfway through, the widows turned to brides, on their wedding night in five-star hotel suites – with negligees, girdles, chemises, panties, and bralettes. 
 
Even the one wedding dress was a see-through corset, stockings, girdle and veil combination. And nothing else. For actually going out to dinner, the dowagers donned some great polkadot and plissé silk cocktails, and a brilliant series of oversized tuxedo jackets cut as mini dresses.

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The sacred and the profane – Sicilian sizzle meets Hollywood high-jinks. Talk about fleshpot fashion, albeit it after a long wait.
 
Half an hour after the show was due to begin two heavies appeared to melodramatically inspect the front-row. Ten minutes later they reappeared with La Kylie, attired in a Joan Crawford prim black buttoned dress suit with white splayed collars. Sitting down between Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Love Island host Maya Jama.  A further 10 minutes later the show finally kicked off, with Dolce & Gabbana’s ever-ready entrance music, the theme to Visconti’s classic movie, The Leopard.
 
Bringing profound relief to a cheering audience, and also a little family harmony to the extended Kardashian/Jenner clan, seeing as Kourtney had publicly slammed Kim after she chose to partner with Dolce & Gabbana mere months after her May 2022 wedding to Travis Barker.
 
A little froideur in the heat of this naughtiest of widow show.